25 Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

These were passed on to me in the late 80's by a close friend at the office… I really like #10 & #23!

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.

2. If you ever find something you like, buy a lifetime supply because they will stop making it.

3. All things being equal, big people use more soap.

4. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

5. Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle.

6. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

7. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

8. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

9. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

10. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

11. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.

12. The fact, although interesting, is irrelevant.

13. Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

14. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

15. Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

16. The other line always moves faster until you get in it.

17. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

18. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

19. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

20. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

21. To live forever-acquire a chronic disease and take care of it.

22. If you think that there is good in everybody, you just haven't met everybody.

23. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

24. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

25. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets!!